Just Because I’m Not Drinking…

…does not mean I should get checked off the “lets go out” list. I’m a fucking good time without alcohol so screw you! Ok ok, that’s a little intense but I seriously cannot handle it lately. Yes, I realize I am overly attached to this issue and I am working on it. I have chosen not […]

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Real Talk…The Overnight Kit

Assuming most females have had this conversation, because lord knows my girls and I have, the topic of a discreet overnight kit has come up more often than not with the summer vibes in full effect. It’s breading season here in LA as everyone hits the beach, day drinking is in full moon status and […]

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I Found Something On My Neck And I’m Nervous As F@#$

So it’s been awhile since I’ve been to any doctor. The only time I go is if there’s an emergency because I’m in so much pain, I can’t handle it anymore. I know it’s bad but I just hate everything about those places. It’s cold, all white walls (which I love in any other situation) […]

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How I Holistically Medicated Myself Through Strep Throat

You should know by now that I’m someone who goes all in or not at all.  If you don’t know this about me, well you do now. With that being said, I strongly believe in doing things holistically as much as possible. F the antibiotics. Most of them are placebos anyways. If you’re sick, do […]

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Last Call At The Uterine Cafe

Daylight savings time was pretty much a month ago and I still don’t think I’ve recovered. I’m never happy about loosing an hour of sleep, especially when I’m on my fucking period. When that shit shows up, I need AT LEAST 2 extra hours a day. I nap hardcore. I’m legit a napping pro 2-5 […]

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